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What makes a woman sexy?

August 12, 2005

I get asked this all the time. "Hey Zombieslayer, what kind of woman do you like?"

I don't have a laundry list. But I can tell you what I find sexy.

I like a woman who likes herself. Not some narcissistic, egomaniac, but rather someone who's content with what she has and doesn't have such low self-esteem that I have to constantly tell her she's okay. That's too much work. I admire confidence, not weakness.

I like a woman who smiles. I've seen gorgeous sites in my life, from the pyramids of Mexico, sunsets in the Caribbean, to sunrises in the San Francisco Bay Area. Amazing. But as gorgeous as those things are, nothing is as beautiful as a woman's smile.

I like a woman who laughs. I think it's so cute. I intentionally try to throw a woman off, catching her off guard. I don't want just a smirk, I want an uncontrolled laugh out of a woman. If I'm successful at it, it gives me the warm fuzzies inside.

I like a woman with a backbone. I find it sexy when a woman is strong and tries to hold her ground at impossible odds. People, both men and women, give up too easily. I find it sexy when a woman runs into a brick wall, and instead of turning back, she navigates around it. Wow. That's another thing that brings me warm fuzzies.

I like a woman who's not afraid to get dirty. Tomboys have always attracted me. I find it so sexy when a woman aggressively actually tries to take the soccer ball away from me, then later that evening, I see her in a red dress and heels.

I like a woman who has a soft side too. Actually, I insist she must. No, no need to hide that trash romance novel from me. I find it sexy you read them. Because those who read them will not be faking a smile when I surprise them with a box of chocolates.

So what about you? For you ladies, what makes a guy sexy? For you gentlemen, what did I leave out?

Shootin' Political Correctness in the head since May 2005. If you're soft skinned or weak at heart, you might want to try elsewhere.