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51 things about The Zombieslayer
September 29, 2005
1. I'm always hungry
2. I've changed states three times in the past five years and in that time, we've lived in both Northern and Southern CA
3. Every move we made in the past five years was done with less than a month's planning
4. My parents are still married
5. I can throw a football with extreme accuracy to twenty yards, and hit my favorite receiver (my younger brother) more often than not when throwing a bomb
6. I laughed when they made a big deal out of Adam Sandler throwing forty yards
7. I'm happy when I hit a baseball into the outfield
8. I'm proud of my cooking skills
9. I boxed, but never had the eyesight to be any good
10. So I took up wrestling instead
11. I never bought a cigarette, but if you smoke, I'll join you
12. To this day, I still enjoy top ramen
13. I can't read the bass clef fast enough on the piano so I just hit octaves with my left hand to keep up with my right
14. The funny thing is, most people don't notice
15. I've never been to Alaska
16. My wife has been bugging me to take her for years now
17. I can't play the guitar solos I wrote 15 years ago anymore
18. But I play bass today better than I did 15 years ago
19. Double standards piss me off, regardless of which way they go
20. I'm registered Green, just to keep a fourth party on the ballot
21. I use a fake name when I reserve a table at a restaurant
22. I know three other bloggers in person so far.
23. I'm hoping to meet more of you soon
24. I didn't have credit card debt until my job was outsourced
25. I will always be obsessed with fantasy everything
26. But I have yet to read a fantasy book besides Harry Potter and C.S. Lewis
27. I wish I had someone to play Dungeons and Dragons with
28. One of my best friends I've ever had told me I dance like a white boy
29. She insulted white boys by saying that
30. I didn't realize she was dying when I knew her
31. To this day, I wish I told her I loved her
32. I'm still crazy about my wife
33. I'm proud of my son
34. If I had to choose between movies, music, or books, I'd take music
35. I'll never forgive Tipper Gore, ever
36. I know what kind of women I attract and what kind I don't
37. My favorite album of the 2000s is Nightwish's Once
38. I have pieces of what will be a dark-ride in boxes in my garage
39. My next project is an animatronic baby dragon
40. I have yet to start it
41. I saw Tori Amos once in San Francisco rollerblading
42. Randy Rhoads is still my fav guitarist
43. I miss Freddie Mercury
44. My favorite football player ever was James Lofton
45. Second is either Lynn Dickey or Brett Favre
46. I was crazy about another woman when I met my wife
47. The other woman hated guns
48. Shooting pumpkins is one of my favorite things to do
49. I'm secure about every aspect of myself, except for my dancing skills and my lack of a baseball swing
50. Did I mention I'm a horrible dancer and can't hit a baseball?
51. I still have faith in the human race
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