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May 2005 - I just started blogging. I didn't have that big of an audience and didn't know what I was doing. But I was having fun and that's what counts, right?

Just Say You're Canadian

Whom to Accept and Whom to Let Die

Anti-hunters Who Eat Meat

Good Foreigners vs Bad Foreigners

June 2005 - Still not much of an audience yet, but it was growing fast. I maintained a blog that was a good mix of satire, politics, and zombie survival tips. Can't get better than that.

The Greatest Game Ever - Spoons

Guns and Genocide

Too Much Perfume

More P.C. Lies - Bullies

Places Not to Visit - Part I

July 2005 - By my third month, the audience skyrocketed. I wrote some pieces from the heart that I guess people appreciated reading.

There aren't real men any more

The Origin of Ethnic Jokes in America

Seven Generations

Tails or Wings?

August 2005 - I think this was my hands down best month of blogging. It was hard to choose a best of because I like almost everything I wrote.

Smart Women

Dear Zombieslayer

They Only Take the Jobs No One Else Would Take

Fame is a Train Wreck

The Warrior and the Healer

He Smells like a European

A Little Lady with a Big Gun

What Makes a Woman Sexy?

Some People Shouldn't Be Parents

Why Third Parties Matter

September 2005 - I was having a blast. It seems like everything I was writing was gold. I still had my politically incorrect humor and hadn't lost my touch yet. If I had to choose my favorite two month block of blogging, it would be August & September 2005. This month includes my infamous "The Race Post" and "The Class Post," showing Class is more important than Race in this country.

51 Things About The Zombieslayer

Superpowers

My Ideal Candidate - The Human Side

When I Grow Up

The Class Post

The Race Post

What's Wrong with Being Single?

America's Dirty Secret

Three to Beam Up

Major Stereotypes

October 2005 - I started getting more political. I've always been political, but not quite to this extent. No, the silliness isn't gone yet, it's still there. But you'll see a pretty strong shift in focus in my writing.

Medical Marijuana

Fascism vs Zombieslayer style Nationalism

The Third Wheel

On Communism

November 2005 - There was only really one post that I thought was worthy of a Best Of collection from this month. It's this one below:

Taking It Back

December 2005 - A laugh, a rant, and some zombie tips. Whereas the month prior only gave us one, here are three worthy articles.

I Can't Help It

Portrait of an America Hater

What if the Zombie Plague Starts When You're At Work?

 

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Shootin' Political Correctness in the head since May 2005. If you're soft skinned or weak at heart, you might want to try elsewhere.

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