You Want Me To Vote For Romney? (Here’s What I Ask In Return)

I keep hearing from friends and co—workers that I HAVE to vote for Romney to stop Obama from getting elected again. They say I have to sacrifice my principles, be a realist, not an idealist, and vote for Romney to at least slow down the damage being done to this country by Obama.
Okay, here’s the deal. I will vote for Romney if two things occur. First, Romney reads, and swears to uphold a speech that I prepare for him, and secondly each and every Romney supporter who has nagged at me to vote for him signs a declaration, that I will also prepare for him or her.
Here is the speech that I would ask Mr. Romney to read, and agree to:

I, Willard, Mitt, Romney do solemnly swear to uphold and defend the Constitution, against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I will not sign into law any legislation which does not have as its foundation any of the specifically enumerated powers found in Article 1 Section 8 of the Constitution. I will not abide a loose interpretation of the General Welfare, the Commerce, and the Necessary and Proper Clauses of the Constitution as a basis for enacting law.

As President I will reduce our national deficit and begin paying off the national debt by $1 trillion per year. If I fail to reduce our national debt by $4 trillion by the end of my first term I will not run for a second term. Along those lines I will work to get a flat tax, or a federal sales tax implemented, doing away with the graduated income tax, until the national debt is brought under control. Once that occurs I will no longer allow government to tax the earnings of the people to fund our operations. This nation got fine enough for 124 years before the Constitution was amended to allow for an income tax. If government lives within its means there is absolutely no reason to ask the people to fund it.

As President I will hold the Bill of Rights as sacred and ensure that the rights of each and every American are protected. I will begin by dismantling the Department of Homeland Security and revoking every piece of legislation passed to fight the war on terror which in some fashion infringes upon an unalienable right of the people. I will reign in the Transportation Security Administration, (TSA), and find other ways of ensuring the public’s safety than by infringing upon their 4th Amendment right to be secure in their persons and property.

As President I will begin dismantling this behemoth that is the federal government by abolishing the following Cabinet Posts and their associated agencies; the Secretary of Education, Department of Labor, Department of Health and Human Services, Department of Housing and Urban Development, Department of Energy, and the Environmental Protection Agencies. These are all areas that are best managed by the individual states, and not the federal government.

I will also recall our ambassador to the United Nations and give the member nations 30 days to recall their respective ambassadors before I schedule the UN building to be demolished.

I will also drastically cut back our military presence overseas unless the nations where we have military installations formally request a U.S. military presence. If that be the case then that nation will be responsible for paying the entire cost to sustain that installation, including the pay and benefits of each and every U.S. serviceman assigned to that installation. If not, that nation can fend for itself. It is not our place to police and defend the world. With that being said, if a rogue nation decides to attack the U.S. we will retaliate with the full force of our might…but we will not invade and occupy a sovereign nation so that military contractors such as Halliburtan can make a fortune off the misfortune of war.

I will revoke the charter of the Federal Reserve Bank and give the power to coin our nation’s currency back to Congress where it belongs. The treasury department is fully capable of printing all the money required to sustain our economy without America having to be enslaved to a cartel of globalist bankers who profit for our nation’s debt.

And finally, I will enact strict trade laws which grant no benefits to any nation, or company, which produces goods outside the border of the United States, For every item we import to America, one item will be exported to that country which is manufactured in America, or all trade with that nation will grind to a halt. We will rebuild America as a manufacturing force to be reckoned with.

These are my promises to you as president. If I fail to uphold even one of them, I will not seek re-election. I swear this under penalty of perjury, and may God and the American people hold me accountable.

That is the speech that Mitt Romney MUST give before I will vote for him. Otherwise he can take his chances without me. And for you, the faithful republicans who nagged at me to support him, your declaration is much simpler. I would ask you to read and sign the following:

I _______________________, do hereby swear that I have investigated the candidate I support, to include their past voting record and stances on the issues. I have not based my decision strictly upon party loyalty, or that my candidate is the best chance to defeat the current incumbent.

I have also read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and understand that these documents are sacredly obligatory upon the government, limiting their authority and power. I have applied them as a litmus test to the candidate I support and believe that said candidate will best uphold the principles contained in those documents.

If, it is proven later, that the candidate I vote for fails to uphold the Constitution, or fails to uphold any of his campaign promises I, __________________, will rip my heart out of my chest and eat it.

Signed: ___________________________________________

There, that’s all you have to do to get me to vote for Mitt Romney. That wasn’t that hard, was it?

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9 Responses to You Want Me To Vote For Romney? (Here’s What I Ask In Return)

  1. Bill says:

    Sorry Neal, like it or not, politics is about compromise. If it wasn’t, we wouldn’t need elections. I like and agree with your terms, you’re on the right page, but in the real world, it isn’t about what page we are on. Many are in a different book. The book can’t be re-written in one election. Mitt was far from my first choice, but he is the best thing available currently for freedom loving Americans. Chapter 1 in our book is removing a foreign born communist from our highest office. Then we go to page 2. One step at a time my friend!

  2. Neal says:

    So, we elect Romney and instead of being in a train doing 70 mph headed towards a cliff we slow down to 50 mph and are satisfied with that? So, Romney only increases the national debt by $2 trillion, instead of $4 or $6 trillion and we are satisfied with that?

    Not me, I either want a president who is going to uphold the damn law, or I would rather Obama was re-elected and the whole fucking country comes crashing down around our feet.

    Then people would realize we were right and we could fight to restore our nation to what it was, or the freedom loving patriots would all be killed and the country could deal with what it had allowed to happen.

    I’m tired of always settling for second best or the lesser of two evils. Bring on a righteous and virtuous candidate, or bring on the revolution.

  3. Mark.....aka Scuba says:

    Bravo, Neal. It should be written in stone.

  4. Neal says:

    I’m so tired of hearing this ‘we have to compromise’ bullshit. I am also tired about hearing about politics is about compromise. We don’t need politicians, we need statesmen in office. We need people who will stand for the Constitution and our rights, our get out of the way for people who will. Compromise is what got us to where we are today, and I for one am sick of it.

  5. Paul says:

    Excellent! Point by point was solid. Of course, Romney agrees with none of it so he won’t get my vote (and of course, not voting for Obama either).

  6. Rene Guerra says:

    Hey, Neal, you forgot to demand from Romney swear under the the Damocles sword of perjury to paint pink the black helicopters.

    Get real; at this specific, pinpointed historic juncture, priority one of non-leftist Americans is to vote Obama out of office; priority two is to vote Obama out of office; and priority three is to vote Obama out of office.

    Of course, we also must keep the traitorous DemocRats, the complicit RINOs and the accommodationist establishment-Repugnicans away from controlling the U.S. House and, if possible, we must do the same in the U.S. Senate, starting now in 2012, advancing to completion in 2014 and completing it in 2016. As a byproduct, the Repugnican Party will go back to being the Republican Party it should be.

    That’s the way of holding Romney, tight, by the testes –and not with pubertal snotty pouts– and forcing him to serve us, We the People, with utmost servantship and utmost statesmanship. We must NOT ask from him any kind of leadership in his relationship toward us, for, as the public employee he would be, he would be our, We the Peoples’, servant, and not “our leader”, for We the People would be his bosses, his masters, and not the other way around.

    Yes, he would have to exert utmost leadership in his relationship with the bureaucracy We the People place at his disposition…to serve us, We the People, and to serve us well. He would also have to practice utmost leadership in his command of our, We the People’s, Armed Forces…to defend us, We the People, from America’s enemies and rivals. Furthermore, he would have to employ utmost leadership at the table of nations, when defending and strengthening America’s genuine and legitimate interests.

    In the mean time, Neal, get off your behind and go out and persuade to register and vote for Romney all those you can reach among the almost 82 million non-leftist Americans of voting age that didn’t vote in 2008 and 2010. Some of them are at arm’s length, for they are among your relatives, friends, co-workers, neighbors, fellow church-members, general acquaintances, and even perfect strangers you stumble on during your daily life activities.

    My goal was to get 20 of those 82 million; so far, I got 27. Easy, for it won’t take rocket science to do it, particularly to a well informed, educated and cultured individual like you.

    And don’t stop there; ask other do the same.

  7. Rene Guerra says:

    Hey, Neal, you forgot to demand from Romney to swear under the Damocles sword of perjury to paint pink the black helicopters.

    C’mon, get real; at this pinpointed, specific historic juncture, priority one of non-leftist Americans is to vote Obama out of office; priority two is to vote Obama out of office; and priority three is to vote Obama out of office.

    Of course, we also must keep the traitorous DemocRats, the complicit RINOs and the accommodationist establishment-Repugnicans away from controlling the U.S. House and, if possible, we must do the same in the U.S. Senate, starting now in 2012, advancing to completion in 2014 and completing it in 2016. As a byproduct, the Repugnican Party will go back to being the Republican Party it should be.

    That’s the way of holding Romney, tight, by the testes (and not with pubertal snotty pouts) and forcing him to serve us, We the People, with utmost SERVANTSHIP and utmost STATESMANSHIP. That is, we must NOT ask from him any kind of leadership in his relationship toward us, We the People, for, as the public employee he would be, he would be our, We the Peoples’, servant, and not “our leader”, for We the People would be his bosses, his masters, and not the other way around.

    Yes, he would have to exert utmost leadership in his relationship with the bureaucracy We the People place at his disposition…to serve us, We the People, and to serve us well. He would also have to practice utmost leadership in his command of our, We the People’s, Armed Forces…to defend us, We the People, from America’s enemies and rivals. Furthermore, he would have to employ utmost leadership at the table of nations, when defending and strengthening America’s genuine and legitimate interests.

    That societally suicidal stupidity of “leaderism” is in part what has helped –in a great measure and to a great extent– the traitorous hardcore-Left (which is perfectly incarnated in the ideological marrow of the DemocRat Party), the complicit RINOs and the accommodationist establishment Repugnicans push America to the brink of the abyss that we, non-leftists, see so close, under our very noses.

    Leaderism = The sadomasochist and irresistible fetish by some in democracies of saddling themselves up, yoking themselves with ‘leaders’ of all kinds as their masters, and much more opprobriously so, when societally-suicidally vesting their public-servants with such inapposite authority as “our leaders”…that is, as their masters, as their bosses.

    In this constitutional effective-democracy republic of ours, The United States of America, supreme sovereignty rests with us, We the People, and government is our servant; not in vain the Constitution starts with the most powerfully assertive phrasae: We the People.

    Don’t waste time pouting around, Neal; rather get off your behind and go out and persuade to register and vote for Romney all those you can reach among the almost 82 million non-leftist Americans of voting age that didn’t vote in 2008 and 2010. Some of them are at arm’s length, for they are among your relatives, friends, co-workers, neighbors, fellow church-members, general acquaintances, and even perfect strangers you stumble on during your daily life activities. My personal goal was to get 20 of those 82 million; so far, I got 27. Easy, for it won’t take rocket science to do it, particularly to a well-informed, educated and cultured individual like you.

    And don’t stop there; ask others to do the same.

  8. Neal says:

    Thanks Rene for the detailed explanation of what we need to do. Sorry if I have to disagree though. Sure if Romney gets elected it will get rid of the threat Obama poses, but Romney is just another puppet and if the powers that be see that the people are truly motivated to clean house in Congress and get good honest statesmen in there, they will pull off some false flag bullshit to get their attention diverted. They have waited too long to get this much control over the government and they are not going to give it up without a damn good fight.

    So I say, let’s start fighting. Get it over with. Either we win and we get the whole pie, or we lose and in that case we’ll all be dead and it won’t matter. But I for one am tired of playing games with these ass clowns in D.C. They have had their chance to listen to our voices and, just as in 1775, they have refused to hear our petitions for redress of grievances. The time for niceties is over, it’s time to give them an ultimatum, straighten up or face the consequences.

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